Jack Holman, a 21-year-old academic in Ireland, first heard about Him on the podcast Lost in the Static when he was 12. Nearly five decades after Him’s theatrical release, the hunt for gay porn’s long-lost Jesus is still on. Conspiracy theorists have called it a hoax, and others have dedicated countless hours, days and years of their lives to tracking down a copy of this filthy, queer masterpiece. After an extremely limited run in 1974, the sacrilegious film vanished into thin air. Surely good Christians were up in arms at this depiction of Christ as a gay gang-bang star?Īpparently not. This all sounds hot, but also wildly blasphemous. Goldstein was a seasoned reviewer of the world’s filthiest movies, but even he exclaimed: “I thought I had seen everything, but this movie brings in a whole new battery of backyard banterings, from the opening credits, which are played against a stiff cock being licked by a very pretty white pussycat, to a delicious, decadent sequel where a guy fucks a vacuum cleaner.” But despite the low budget and “mismatched editing,” Goldstein ultimately praises the movie as a “hymn to sodomy and the other brazen activities that mark the twilight world of perversity with so much pain and prurience.” Per one review, written by Al Goldstein and published in pioneering porn magazine Screw, the “sex on the cross” scene contains “graphic anal probings, not unlike a World War II boat launching depth charges.” With their sexy, immortal deity strung up and powerless, Him’s thirsty disciples seize the opportunity to explore his asshole with their mouths, fingers and cocks before receiving a blessing of jizz from their Lord and savior himself.Įven by porn standards, Him is pretty no-holds-barred. Before long, he’s the star of a Biblical gang bang. Jesus’ disciples take turns pulling out his cock and sucking on his hung, holy member. Him’s crucifixion scene is a lot more eventful. Jesus, it appears, is into it - or at least that’s what we see in Him, the infamous gay Jesus porn film from 1974.Īccording to the Bible, Jesus was strung up on the cross for six long hours before he gasped his last breath, only to be resurrected a few days later. Clearly visible through the fabric of his flimsy, white loincloth is a giant boner, which stiffens as several men approach. There’s blood pooling at his wrists and ankles, and sweat is dripping down his torso. It’s a clear summer afternoon and Jesus Christ is hanging from a crucifix, his curly, brown locks tangled in a crown of thorns. And no, not one of them is a turtle dove. Whether they’re becoming literary superstars, breaking the “stunt cock” mold or literally embodying gay Jesus himself, they’re the real gifts we need this Christmas. But since since six geese-a-laying and a bunch of turtle doves seem unsanitary - not to mention a violation of city ordinances - we decided to gift you with 12 of something better: A handful of sex workers you should absolutely know about. In the infamous carol “The 12 Days of Christmas,” the singer brags about all the bossy gifts their “true love” gave them for the holidays.
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